But if we go by the title of the comic strip, what does that make me?

In case there was every any doubt of what is the best comic strip around, I present to you the genius of Stephan Pastis.
"... and Angry Bob popped like a grape and DIED." Why is that so cotton-pickin' funny??
And yes, it's a slow day at the subcommittee. But I've applied for like 4 jobs in the meantime, so there.