Wednesday catchall

Due credit to the Heart for this gem from an Irish newspaper. Possibly the greatest statement to come out of the old country since Baileys:

We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.
Now... on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name appropriately starts with “Mc,” married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What in the Lord's name is hard about this decision??

From the great state of Nevada:

"We live in Nevada," he said. "We like to shoot things."
Like what?
"Anything that moves."

More where that came from here.

Healthcare term of the day: Somatosensory Amplification.

And finally, bumper sticker wisdom of the day:

Take my advice… I’m not using it.